We're Related

02:15
Terry Mills
2010-06-10

Story

ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY - FUNNY EVERYTIME I THINK ABOUT IT - THIS SONG WAS A BLAST TO DO!

Lyrics

We’re Related

 

 

Well I live in a town of about a hundred grand

Sometimes I mix and mingle

I’ve been married twice before

And my current status is single

 

Well I was introduced to a gentleman

On a perfectly innocent errand

It didn’t take long to connect the dots

Before it became apparent

 

            CHORUS: 

He’s married to the ex-wife of my ex-husband’s ex-wife’s boyfriend

That might be hard for you to swallow

Here’s a flow chart for you to follow

He’s married to the ex-wife of my ex-husband’s ex-wife’s boyfriend

And the way I calculate it – we’re related

 

Well amazing grace how sweet the sound

I know I’ve been forgiven

But I still run into my past

In the town that I still live in

Now it’s not about winning or losing

It’s all become very amusing

When fact is stranger than rumor

Hey now, where’s your sense of humor?

 

CHORUS