ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY - FUNNY EVERYTIME I THINK ABOUT IT - THIS SONG WAS A BLAST TO DO!

Lyrics

We’re Related

Well I live in a town of about a hundred grand
Sometimes I mix and mingle
I’ve been married twice before
And my current status is single

Well I was introduced to a gentleman
On a perfectly innocent errand
It didn’t take long to connect the dots
Before it became apparent

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He’s married to the ex-wife of my ex-husband’s ex-wife’s boyfriend
That might be hard for you to swallow
Here’s a flow chart for you to follow
He’s married to the ex-wife of my ex-husband’s ex-wife’s boyfriend
And the way I calculate it – we’re related

Well amazing grace how sweet the sound
I know I’ve been forgiven
But I still run into my past
In the town that I still live in
Now it’s not about winning or losing
It’s all become very amusing
When fact is stranger than rumor
Hey now, where’s your sense of humor?

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